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We touched down in Sri Lanka delirious and sleep-starved, only to be greeted by power cuts, stray dogs, and a lorry driver sipping what could only be vodka. Still, seafood, Lion beer, and Arrack saved the day!

Ever had breakfast that’s 60p but comes with a side of suspicious Mickey Mouse art and a host who can head-wobble better than your Gran at a family disco? That was just the start. A lazy trishaw ride led to smelly fish markets, a dramatic beach fishing showdown, and inadvertently becoming paparazzi targets (we still think they mistook us for Posh n Becks). Finished it off with rooftop rum and a sunset—classy, right? Meals were hit-and-miss, but hey, it’s all part of the adventure.

After a week of sandy toes and zero WiFi, we’ve made it to Arugam Bay. Six hours on a bus to paradise—and trust me, it’s worth every numb bum. Sea’s calling. Pics to follow. Stay tuned!

Bites, buses, and butt rubs: our journey to Ella was nothing short of eventful. From dodging mosquito ambushes to surviving hairpin bends, we landed in paradise—oils, cliffs, and all. Stay tuned!

Sweaty bus rides, failed surfing attempts, and curry colder than our room's non-existent AC—Arugam Bay was equal parts comedy and chaos. Somehow, we’re still smiling. India awaits (hopefully with pizza).

Our last hurrah in Sri Lanka saw us scaling peaks, dodging trains, and fending off cheeky rupee-hunting locals—always with a backdrop of lush tea fields and misty mountains. India awaits! 🌏

Waking up to beach cows and swapping paranoia for paradise, we embraced luxe-for-£10 digs, tuk-tuked past AK47s, found a too-hot “better-than-paradise” beach, and sipped Slovenian schnapps.